Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

 

dogshaming:

Housewarming gift

Mom and I are new housemates in a house with other humans. One of them couldn’t wait to upload my cute self on dog shaming.com, so I obliged her by pee-ing on the bathroom floor.

dogshaming:

Housewarming gift

Mom and I are new housemates in a house with other humans. One of them couldn’t wait to upload my cute self on dog shaming.com, so I obliged her by pee-ing on the bathroom floor.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Fruit Flies are nature’s way of saying, “Hey. You know what? You haven’t done dishes in a couple days and your sink is really kinda gross.”

I could literally wait 5 minutes and have fruit flies. Thanks shitlord garbage disposal!

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Fruit Flies are nature’s way of saying, “Hey. You know what? You haven’t done dishes in a couple days and your sink is really kinda gross.”

corgmochalatte:

These babies were stolen from @huskytuff I ask that you please keep a look out for any ads trying to sell them or any type of sightings whether it be on social media, craigslist, anything! Please share if you can. #stolenpuppies #repost #help #missingdogs

corgmochalatte:

These babies were stolen from @huskytuff I ask that you please keep a look out for any ads trying to sell them or any type of sightings whether it be on social media, craigslist, anything! Please share if you can. #stolenpuppies #repost #help #missingdogs