Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

 

September: Halloween prep month

October: Halloween month

November: Christmas prep month and post halloween depression month

December: Christmas month

Every other month: sad time

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.

...

me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

dutchster:

if a puppy killed my entire family, looked me in the eyes and whispered “you’re next”, i’d still say “awww look at his cute fluffy little legs! his lil feet!”

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(Source: fandomstuck)